Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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