i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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