I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
