Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
