I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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