So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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