Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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