do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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