my mouth tastes like poor choices
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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