You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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