No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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