What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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