You really coming over, don't trick.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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