So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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