Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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