Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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