I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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