Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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