How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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