I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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