he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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