girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
There r osticjed everywhere
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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