UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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