But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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