So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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