But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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