i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just found a bag of teeth...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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