In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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