sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Already got asked if we're dating
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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