doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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