He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Where are you guys?
Drunk
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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