Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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