You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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