What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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