YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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