shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
you never un-have a 4some
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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