Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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