No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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