i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
