I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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