Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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