dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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