You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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