I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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