But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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