Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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