It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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