do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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