YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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