Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Randomize