you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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