when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Randomize
