I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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