Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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