i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i came on her dog
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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