It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
No more Irish car bombs ever.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The ass gains better be worth it
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