I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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